The Next Time

For the past month or so I've been thinking to myself, "The next time I do XXXX, I'll be married!" It started out with, "The next time I get my hair cut, I'll be married" and "The next time I buy dog food, I'll be married." Now, with two days to go, it's nearly everything. The next time I wear those jeans, the next time I eat a burger, the next time I vacuum the house... Soon it will be the next time I check the mail and the next time I take a shower! I get more excited every time I think about it.